General Jokes
General SMS Jokes
☻First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
☻Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
☻Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
☻Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.☻Bad sex is better then a good day in school.
☻Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!
☻Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE…